a chat with mich while watching tonight's oc. so awesome.

[20:11] Mich: Um, this chick on the OC is totally ripping off Whatserface from Gilmore Girls
[20:11] Mich: PAris
[20:11] FloraJasmine: i know
[20:11] FloraJasmine: thats exactly what i was thinking
[20:12] FloraJasmine: she seems even more psychobitch tho
[20:12] FloraJasmine: i love this kid
[20:12] FloraJasmine: he looks like my middle school boyfriend
[20:12] Mich: lol
[20:12] FloraJasmine: bad eyebrows
[20:12] Mich: Even thier sucky school is nicer than most schools
[20:12] FloraJasmine: haha
[20:12] FloraJasmine: it looks like mine
[20:12] FloraJasmine: the new seth
[20:12] FloraJasmine: this is so lame
[20:13] FloraJasmine: he's from some other show
[20:13] FloraJasmine: hahaha
[20:13] Mich: LOL
[20:13] FloraJasmine: this is sooooo lameeeee
[20:13] Mich: I know
[20:13] FloraJasmine: i want her purse tho
[20:13] FloraJasmine: soo very much
[20:13] Mich: eww
[20:13] FloraJasmine: i like how he's her dad
[20:13] Mich: Flora its ugly
[20:13] Mich: hehe
[20:13] Mich: He looks so old
[20:13] FloraJasmine: picking her up in the range
[20:14] FloraJasmine: her purse is not ugly
[20:14] FloraJasmine: its cute
[20:14] FloraJasmine: uh oh
[20:14] Mich: Fo, its hideous
[20:14] FloraJasmine: i hope he follows her
[20:14] FloraJasmine: i so want to see elizabethtown
[20:14] Mich: oh noes, shes making friends in the whitepeople ghetto
[20:14] FloraJasmine: even tho i think neither one is cute
[20:14] Mich: which is that?
[20:14] FloraJasmine: hahaha
[20:14] FloraJasmine: the legolas/ kirsten dunst movie
[20:14] Mich: oh oh
[20:15] Mich: oh womanlooking Orlando
[20:15] Mich: I still love him
[20:15] Mich: in his girliness
[20:15] FloraJasmine: i dont think hes cute
[20:15] FloraJasmine: i dont understand it
[20:15] FloraJasmine: did i tell u about the donnie darko boy at my office
[20:15] Mich: no?!
[20:15] FloraJasmine: just the other day i was like, aww you're looking so cute
[20:15] FloraJasmine: thennn he's like
[20:15] FloraJasmine: yeah, i'm driving down to syracuse this weekend
[20:15] FloraJasmine: to see my girlf
[20:15] FloraJasmine: DAMMIT
[20:16] FloraJasmine: lame
[20:16] FloraJasmine: all decent boys have girls
[20:16] Mich: I know
[20:16] FloraJasmine: all boys that have crushes on me- not my type
[20:16] Mich: awww
[20:16] Mich: did I tell you I dont know if I like my boy anymore?
[20:16] Mich: :LOL
[20:16] Mich: The commercial
[20:16] Mich: did you see that
[20:16] FloraJasmine: which one
[20:16] FloraJasmine: no
[20:17] Mich: The hammertime one
[20:17] FloraJasmine: nope
[20:17] Mich: Life comes at you fast: Nationwide
[20:17] Mich: it had MC hammer making the mone
[20:17] Mich: y
[20:17] FloraJasmine: oh, i think i've seen it
[20:17] Mich: so funny
[20:18] Mich: So what is "going out"
[20:18] Mich: define thsi for me
[20:18] FloraJasmine: something you do in high school
[20:18] FloraJasmine: "dating"
[20:19] FloraJasmine: going out w/ one kid for a while
[20:19] Mich: oh florita, my relationship dictionary
[20:19] FloraJasmine: hahaha
[20:19] FloraJasmine: i know so much
[20:19] FloraJasmine: for making out so little
[20:19] FloraJasmine: that is the most gigantic louis ever
[20:20] Mich: I know
[20:20] FloraJasmine: i'm going to get one
[20:20] Mich: She's moving on without you ryan!
[20:20] Mich: NO
[20:20] FloraJasmine: a little one
[20:20] Mich: Flora
[20:20] Mich: you and your fugly bags
[20:20] FloraJasmine: yes
[20:20] FloraJasmine: loves it
[20:20] Mich: LESBIAN
[20:20] FloraJasmine: i know
[20:20] FloraJasmine: this is so gross-o
[20:20] FloraJasmine: star trek lesbian
[20:20] Mich: nononoooo
[20:20] Mich: :O
[20:20] Mich: 7 of 9?
[20:20] FloraJasmine: lame lame lame
[20:21] Mich: thats her?
[20:21] Mich: wow
[20:21] FloraJasmine: hahaha
[20:21] Mich: woooo
[20:21] Mich: what is going on?
[20:21] FloraJasmine: ooh, who's that
[20:21] FloraJasmine: scandalous
[20:21] FloraJasmine: bitch patrol
[20:21] FloraJasmine: lame
[20:21] FloraJasmine: sweater
[20:21] Mich: Paris!
[20:21] FloraJasmine: gay
[20:21] FloraJasmine: lame
[20:21] Mich: is it me, or does se look like she's got som ahana in her?
[20:22] Mich: like a 1/4 or somethign?
[20:22] FloraJasmine: perhaps
[20:22] FloraJasmine: some brownness
[20:22] FloraJasmine: this is so lame
[20:22] Mich: The OC is going downhill I feel
[20:22] FloraJasmine: so far downhill so very fast
[20:23] Mich: Im a man. I make teh money!
[20:23] Mich: Git in da kitchen Kirstin
[20:23] FloraJasmine: she makes good quiche
[20:23] FloraJasmine: quiche grosses me out
[20:23] FloraJasmine: this is so dame
[20:24] FloraJasmine: lame
[20:24] FloraJasmine: shes being a lame dame
[20:24] FloraJasmine: hahahahahaha
[20:25] Mich: poor summer was never very smart
[20:25] Mich: liar
[20:25] Mich: LIAR
[20:25] Mich: you POOR bitch
[20:26] Mich: wow
[20:26] FloraJasmine: ilovehim
[20:27] Mich: She's going to make out with him and then the other girls going ot put a hit out on her
[20:27] FloraJasmine: haha, she's such a lame little rich girl
[20:27] FloraJasmine: hot
[20:27] Mich: You dont laugh about that shit
[20:27] Mich: she should go crazy on her ass
[20:27] Mich: I though that gave her street cred
[20:27] Mich: I though that was GOOd
[20:28] FloraJasmine: haha
[20:28] FloraJasmine: shooting people is hot
[20:28] Mich: Yeah bitch, I shot the fool. You wanna be next? ::chestpuff::
[20:28] Mich: :O
[20:28] FloraJasmine: oooh
[20:28] Mich: ohhhh
[20:28] FloraJasmine: it's so on
[20:29] FloraJasmine: ryan knows how to deal on the streets
[20:35] FloraJasmine: oh my, lesbian $$ laundering
[20:36] Mich: BITCH
[20:36] FloraJasmine: oh man
[20:36] FloraJasmine: she's evil
[20:36] Mich: stop stop
[20:36] Mich: dont listen!
[20:39] Mich: THis show is pissing me off
[20:39] Mich: shes gonna go drink
[20:39] Mich: OMG
[20:39] FloraJasmine: i know
[20:39] FloraJasmine: ooh
[20:39] FloraJasmine: see ryan
[20:39] FloraJasmine: see ryan get mad
[20:39] Mich: Uh OHHH
[20:39] FloraJasmine: he's so her dad
[20:43] FloraJasmine: this elija wood hooligans movie
[20:43] FloraJasmine: i love that charlie fellow
[20:43] FloraJasmine: he's so brithot
[20:45] FloraJasmine: i've never been to a school dance in a gym
[20:45] FloraJasmine: except for the dance marathon at bc
[20:45] Mich: you missed out
[20:45] Mich: did you see that?
[20:46] Mich: 2 whole black people
[20:46] Mich: go ahana
[20:47] Mich: ooooo
[20:47] Mich: I want to beat the bitch DOWN
[20:47] Mich: OHHH
[20:47] Mich: ooooh
[20:48] FloraJasmine: omigod
[20:48] FloraJasmine: lamelamelame
[20:48] Mich: not a lezbo
[20:48] FloraJasmine: i need to start getting ready
[20:48] Mich: going out?
[20:48] FloraJasmine: yeah
[20:48] Mich: you suck
[20:48] FloraJasmine: drinky drink time
[20:48] Mich: where to?
[20:48] FloraJasmine: who knows
[20:48] Mich: with who?
[20:48] FloraJasmine: the boys want to do bowling at jillians
[20:49] FloraJasmine: jen and diane just wanna bar/dance
[20:49] Mich: I need cooler firends
[20:49] Mich: aww
[20:49] Mich: old people
[20:49] FloraJasmine: i love sandy
[20:51] FloraJasmine: I LOVE SETH
[20:52] Mich: I want her to catch bitch and the dean making out
[20:52] FloraJasmine: ooh. i hope she takes scandalous cam phone pics of paris and the dean
[20:52] Mich: this show is too predictbable
[20:52] Mich: if we both came up wiht that
[20:52] FloraJasmine: here we gooooo
[20:52] FloraJasmine: phone in hand
[20:52] Mich: text with free pix and messages
[20:52] FloraJasmine: damn
[20:52] FloraJasmine: no pics this time
[20:53] FloraJasmine: she'll be next door to startrek
[20:53] FloraJasmine: hear the evil plan
[20:53] FloraJasmine: yeah?
[20:53] Mich: not over her obnoxiously loud crying she wont
[20:54] FloraJasmine: hahaha
[20:54] FloraJasmine: oooh no, i only have this little bag of luxury goods left
[20:54] FloraJasmine: summer looks cute today
[20:54] FloraJasmine: not as cute as seth, obvi
[20:54] Mich: sell that junx on ebay
[20:54] FloraJasmine: right
[20:55] FloraJasmine: lame
[20:55] FloraJasmine: lamer
[20:55] FloraJasmine: lamest
[20:55] Mich: your going to miss scrubs?
[20:56] Mich: !! have you seen that kitchen confidental show?
[20:56] FloraJasmine: it's been lame lately
[20:56] FloraJasmine: come have sex w/ me eyes
[20:56] FloraJasmine: oh baby
[20:56] FloraJasmine: was this song in napoleon dynamite?
[20:56] Mich: dont think so...
[20:57] FloraJasmine: oh
[20:57] FloraJasmine: it is from ND
[20:57] FloraJasmine: at their school dance
[20:57] FloraJasmine: i googled it
[20:57] FloraJasmine: i'm so smart
[20:57] FloraJasmine: forever young
[20:58] FloraJasmine: hot hit of '93
[20:58] FloraJasmine: when he says, i like your sleeves
[20:58] FloraJasmine: they're really puffy
[20:58] Mich: he said that?
[20:58] Mich: need to rent tha movie again
[20:58] Mich: need more llama. And ham
[20:58] FloraJasmine: tina
[20:59] FloraJasmine: come get some ham
[20:59] Mich: Step up napolean
[20:59] FloraJasmine: slap!
[20:59] Mich: ::runrunrun!!::
[20:59] FloraJasmine: aight yo
[20:59] FloraJasmine: gotta bizzounce
[21:00] FloraJasmine: ps, i am so posting this convo to my blog
[21:00] FloraJasmine: it was hilarious
[21:00] FloraJasmine: bye ace
[21:00] Mich: have fun for me
[21:00] Mich: stopid whore
[21:00] Mich: :P