haha... um.

these are definitely not all true for me, maybe i'm too young... still, i 'get' the jokes so they're funny none-the-less.

You Know You're From San Antonio When...

• You lost your virginity at mission drive-in
• You know exactly how to get to the "Ghost Tracks" from anywhere in town.
• You think "pro-choice" means flour or corn tortillas.
• You've never been to the Alamo.
• You think a health drink is a Margarita without salt.
• You think being able to read the Taco Cabana menu makes you bilingual.
• You used to live in a neighborhood you wouldn't even drive through now.
• There has been a road crew on your street since before the Alamodome was built.
• You remember when Crossroads Mall used to be called Wonderland.
• You've been to Midget Mansion.
• You know all about the "Dancing Diablo" and the "Donkey Lady" bridge.
• You know that Wheatley and Brackenridge is the same school.
• You remember the Captain Gus show.
• Your subwoofer has twice the value of your car.
• You have three rodeo outfits but never have been on a horse
• You're an expert with the brake pedal, but you have no idea what a blinker is.
• Your idea of culture is wearing a Hard Rock T-shirt.
• You think the last supper was at Mi Tierra restaurant.
• You do your grocery shopping at a flea market.
• You think local politicians are crooks, but you still do not vote.
• You have a "Selena Lives" bumper sticker on your car.
• You care if San Antonio is in the "national spotlight".
• A formal occasion is getting a glass with your longneck.
• You believe Tacos, barbecue, tequilla, and beer are the four basic food groups.
• You rented Pulp Fiction to escape the everyday violence of the city.
• You think wearing bows in your hair will get you a husband.
• Your White mother learned how to make Tamales & Menudo from your neighbors.
• You know the "real" definition of FIESTA is "stay home if at all possible".
• You have ordered Mexican food at a Chinese restaurant.
• You had breakfast tacos at Taco Cabana on Christmas morning.
• You remember the Joske's Christmas display.
• You remember when JC Penney's had a restaurant.
• You remember hamburgers from Whopper Burger.
• You're elementary field trip was to the Butter Crust Bakery.
• You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from San Antonio.